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Sunday, April 18, 2004 I don't know what spiders have against me... The other night as I was over in Kwaky's room, I noticed a bobble head on his desk. I go to pick it up and look at it. As I turn it around to look at the back of his Ben Wallace toy (worth $35), I also noticed an UGLY big spider crawling ouy from the underside of the bobble head towards my hand. In my head, as my eyes are growing as wide as powderpuff girls: IS THAT?!?!?! OH CRAP! EWWW!!! That's...that's that's....OH NO! I CAN'T FLING THIS THING! IT'S BREAKABLE! IT'S EXPENSIVE! IT'S A FAST MOVING UGLYYYYYYYYY SPIDER!!!!!!!!!! My motions and words: KWAK!!! I DON'T WANNA BREAK YOUR BOBBLE HEAD BUT EWWWWWWWW THERE'S A SPIDER ON IT! (I'm simultaneously thrusting the figure towards him and send the spider flying towards his face. He doesn't take it from me right away but the spider lands on his futon. So Kwak proceeds to bring the hideous thing to it's demise through the lethal porcelain of Ben Wallace's bobble head base. Ugh...spiders are the bane of my life. posted by Sewa at 12:39:00 PM # |
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